It’s Never Too Early to Start Making Holiday Travel Plans … Especially When There’s a Chance to Fuck the Models of Alexander Pictures!
March 2nd, 2008I’m jealous of my friends down in Brazil. Being at the opposite end of the globe, they get to enjoy the height of summer while we’re freezing our nuts off in NYC.
If getting away from the cold isn’t enough of a reason to fly to Brazil, a recent announcement from gay porn studio Alexander Pictures provides another … You can spend Christmas with Brazilian pornstars!!!
The details are online at alexanderpicturesvacations.com (and for even more background on who these guys are, check out their website bigbraziliandicks.com, or my review of one of their earlier films Brazilian Cum-Ons #4.)
The vacation sounds fun, but I prefer a more traditional Christmas. (See? I even Photoshopped a Santa hat onto the head of the guy getting fucked.)
Also, I’m guessing I’d be surrounded by a bunch of old queens desparate to spend their retirement checks on a buffet of Brazilian dicks. (No offense to old queens: some of my closest friends are elderly gay men.)
Actually, none of my friends are over the age of 60, I just want to say that “hornydiablo.com does not discriminate on the basis of age” so that the Golden Girls don’t come and kick my ass.
Then again, it might be a fun trip. I’d love a chance to see Alexander Pictures exclusive Tommy Lima in person.