Too Lazy for Christmas Porn
December 25th, 2007
Lots of people decorate for the holidays – their homes and even their websites.
My blog is already red-and-green so there’s not much for my lazy ass to do except find a few Christmas-themed photos for your viewing pleasure.
Some holiday porn providers are just as lazy as me. For instance, MiamiBoyz.com’s feeble attempt at holiday decoration appears to be putting a cheap Santa Claus hat on the head of their latest discovery, Alvaro.
He’s a 18 year-old cubano who claims to be straight. With a great body, a great big uncut dick, and a nicely shaped ass, it’s hard to fault his photo shoot for poorly executed holiday cheer.
Now, on the other end of the spectrum, we have the holiday photos and video from WithMarcello.com. Specializing in a number of fetishes, Marcello does an elaborate weekly fantasy photoshoot, and this week doesn’t disappoint. Since most of his fans are from the suit-and-tie fetish website MenAtPlay.com, he gets a load of requests on his own site for formal footwear. Here’s a sample of Marcello’s stocking-stuffer.
Oh, and one last bit of holiday news, happy belated birthday to porn star, New York City escort (and Christmas Eve baby) Mario Ortiz!
