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In the early 1900’s, following the birth of cinema, an organization called the Legion of Decency grew out of the Catholic church. One of their main objectives was to target indecent and immoral motion pictures. At their height, the Legion of Decency published a weekly movie review for devout Catholics which rated films that were playing at their local theater. Unlike Roger Ebert’s overworked thumbs, the Legion had a rating that was feared throughout the motion picture industry . . . “Condemned” The “condemned” rating meant that viewing the marked movie would put the viewer’s soul in peril. It seems silly now that watching gangster movies from the 1940’s could send your soul to hell, but that’s what censorship boards that controlled the movie studios believed. Maybe they were on to something. ;^)

Along comes a hot video like Sins of the Father to test this theory. At the end of my days on Earth, I’m sure to find out, ’cause I jerked my dick raw watching this over and over on a rainy October weekend. No potential sex scenario involving priest, sex, and Catholicism goes unexplored. (Sins of the Father really takes it there.) We’re treated to a confessional turned into a gloryhole, the seduction of altar boys, and a monastery gangbang. Warning! If this isn’t your thing scroll on to the next review . . . it only goes deliciously downhill from here.

Sins of the Father follows the defrocking of a Catholic priest named Father Luciano (played by the muscular and hung Diego Alvarez) and is told in flashbacks during an interrogation from an elderly Cardinal. The naughty Father is immediately questioned about his latest outrage, the handling of a “parishioner’s genitals.” Alvarez explains that it was only to address the young man’s “health concerns.” We then cut to a flashback of how the offense began in the confessional. The young man’s health dilemma? He can’t stop masturbating! (I can relate.)

Alvarez decides to inspect the member through the confessional window. But, try as he might, he just has to get a closer look to get to the root of the problem. The offending member is uncut, drools lots of pre-cum and is attached to Diego Navi. (Great toned boyish body, but he’s got a “fugly” face. Nothing like the flawlessly handsome hunks reviewed in last June’s newsletter.) This scene delivers on what Catholic fetish queens really want. Alvarez in full priest regalia goes down on his young parishoner like Linda Lovelace in heat. Alvarez can’t get enough of sucking Navi’s uncut tool and gives us a preview of things to come as he whips out and starts jerking his own massively beautiful uncut pinga. After Navi gives Alvarez’s throat a workout, he’s up against the wall of the confessional getting his hairy rosebud tongue worshipped by the donkey-dicked priest. Rimming is followed by passionate kissing, and Navi works his way down Alvarez’s ripped torso towards uncut heaven. A great blowjob gets us all worked up for the fucking that follows. Alvarez shows off some of the nasty hard-pounding top skills that we loved in Glory Holes of New York, and newcomer Navi shows that he can go along for the ride. In Spanish, “Father” Alvarez urges his young church member to ride his dick, but then to continually keep quiet. (My advice to any priest who plans on using the confessional for anal sex: If you want the guy you’re fucking not to make any noise, don’t pound on his prostate like a jackhammer.) Alvarez fucks the cum out of Navi, then bends the muchacho over and pops a nut all over his smooth butt.

Back in the Cardinal’s chambers, Alvarez listens to the story of another wayward priest. The Cardinal tells the story of “Father Lucas” and his “purification ritual for new altar boys.” You don’t need to be a prophet to foresee that this ritual will probably involve lots of cocksucking and assfucking. What you probably couldn’t predict was the casting of two porn actors who look not a day above 15 years old in the roles of altar boys. “Father Lucas” is played by first-timer Sabian and the altar boys are portrayed by the equally babyfaced Dario and Rico Suave. (All Worlds Video has proof-of-age on file, so rest assured these boys are legal.)

His tale begins as Dario and Rico walk into the church to find “Father” Sabian lighting prayer candles. They are wearing very authentic looking altar robes and the room is full of very real religious icons and crucifixes. (Listen, I warned you all earlier, it’s still not to late to scroll away! I’ve got more wholesome gay pornography below.) Sabian explains that today they will be learning a very special lesson to be certified for mass. “Be sure the doors are locked, we’ll need our privacy,” the priest instructs the altar boys. We smell what’s coming next, and we couldn’t ask for a nicer priest to be seduced by. Sabian is a gorgeous Puerto Rican papi with green eyes and great lips. We soon find out how great those lips are when he instructs Dario and Rico to lift their robes and receive his oral copulation. Father Sabian is quite authoritarian throughout as his instructs them to remain quiet and not to moan. “Don’t question me!” he responds, when Rico suggests that he doesn’t think they should be doing what they’re doing. Sabian gives equal oral attention to both latin pee-pees as the altar boys begin to make out with each other.

Soon, they have Father Sabian on his feet and disrobed. (Although, fetishists take note: Everyone’s rosary beads, crosses, and black dress socks remain on throughout.) The threesome get into some heavy kissing, nipple play, and cocksucking before Father Sabian bends over the altar and instruct the boys to rim and suck him. We then cut to Rico Suave mounting Dario doggy style as Sabian looks on. Soon enough, the naughty padre is behind Rico pounding away and giving the smooth papi the sandwich fuck of a lifetime. The chain of stiff pingas and tight culos works itself into a frenzy as the trio lose themselves in a sweaty mess of fucking and nasty Spanish dialogue. The scene ends with all three lined up for the camera jerking themselves off. Father Sabian is saved for last. He reaches his peak with Rico stroking his rod and Dario working over his nipples. This scandalous flashback ends back in the Cardinal’s chambers where we learn that Sabian’s character was even slimier then we thought and finally got ex-communicated for keeping the muchachos as sex slaves under the threat of deportation at the hands of immigration authorities.

Holy shit! That’s some heavy stuff. Let’s take a break with another story from the Cardinal’s filing cabinet full of sexual mischief. A flashback takes us to one more case of “inappropriate genital touching.”

This time, the toucher is muscular white Brazilian Carlo Cox and the touchee is a parishioner searching for a blessing portrayed by Raul (who looks a lot like Ben Affleck.) I’d assume most churchgoers don’t go seeking spiritual counsel in the priest’s sleeping quarters, but hey, most churchgoers don’t have Chelsea-boy tribal tattoos and nipple rings like Raul does. The duo swap blowjobs and are soon interrupted by the muy guapo “Father” Alex. Carlo is soon on his back getting facefucked with Alex’s uncut pinga while Raul kneels at the foot of the bed servicing his pastor. Alex has a thick jock build and is naturally cinnamon brown and smooth. Carlo declares to Raul, “Ooh, yeah, I wanna fuck you. Come sit on my dick.” Moments later Raul is having a seat on the hairy daddy’s tool. Sexy Alex remains at Carlo’s side feeding him cock until Carlo switches to a sideways position that will let him pound Raul’s asshole harder. The fucking includes lots of authoritarian religious dirty talk and Alex now plants himself in front of Raul’s lips. Alex remains a bit of a wallflower throughout and it’s a shame that he never gets any action besides being slurped on like a human lollipop. The final pop shots are given as the three line up on the bed. Alex shoots a healthy load with Carlo and Raul at each nipple. (I’ve never seen Alex before, but am curious to see him in PornStruck V, the only other flick I know of in which he appears. Has anyone seen this video? Email me if you know whether or not sexy Alex ever puts that handsome dick and ass to work.)

The flashbacks ends and we return to the Cardinal bringing the final most outrageous charge against Father Alvarez. Apparently, a nosy maid has spotted naked boys parading in and out of Alvarez’s bedroom and even swiped a copy of the priest’s secret sex diary. A flashback takes us to the final orgy. Diego Alvarez hooks up with latin cutie Armando, white boy Lance Armstrong, and bald chulo Ulises Carpelli. All three, quickly hop out of their priest outfits and let their cocks out to play down Armando’s throat. There’s a great mix of body types here and all of the guys seem totally into each other. The “fourgy” continues with lots of sucking, rimming, grinding, slapping, ball-tugging, kissing, fingering, and moaning. (Sure, why not moan as loud as you want, you’ll all be booted out of the priesthood soon enough.) Ulises is my personal favorite as he gives up his mouth, dick and ass in all sorts of positions while continuing a stream of filthy Spanish dirty talk. He’s the most vocal when the four-way “sandwich fuck” gets rockin’. (See photo. From left, Armando, Diego Alvarez, Ulises Carpelli, Lance Armstrong (riding something better than a bicycle.) Towards the end, Ulises loses his erection. The solution? He’s taken out of the four-man clusterfuck, laid on his back, and pounded like a woman by Armando. Diego Alvarez fucks Lance in an identical position on the other side of the bed giving the camera a nice view of his own freshly-fucked asshole. Things wrap up with juicy and far-flung cumshots by all. Again, the best is saved for last as Ulises has an intense and screaming orgasm. (I though that was just the name of a cocktail.)

Sins of the Father is a four-star effort by director Rafael. Check out his work in Zoot Suit, Dig, and Rafael’s Latin Adventure in New York. His South of the Border line of videos is only recommended if your into solos from Mexican guys who’ve literally been pulled off the street to jerk in front of the camera. Latin chicken hawks can catch more of the boyish Rico Suave in Daddy’s Teenage Turn-On and other films. Fans of porn with religious themes can check out this huge listing of videos featuring men-of-the-cloth having sex at this link. Personally, I’m still charged up by Ulises and can’t wait to buy his other videos Hot Throb and 35 & Up #4.