Latino Fan Club’s Boyz N the Crib 3 (2006) – DVD Review
January 21st, 2007
Since (as you may have noticed from my posting on the 2007 GayVN Awards) there are a number of new videos that I’ve never seen, I decided to check some of them out starting with Latino Fan Club’s Boyz N the Crib 3. For the past couple of years, I’ve avoided LFC videos for a number of reasons … unattractive models, dicks that don’t get hard, poor camerawork, scenes with lots of j/o and oral, but no anal.
After watching Boyz N the Crib 3 [buy DVD], I see that not much has changed.
This DVD has its good moments, some guys are handsome, and there are a few good blowjobs, but that’s about it. Here’s the scene-by-scene breakdown …
Scene#1: The movie starts with two puerto ricans. One is cute; one is average. They shower together, kiss, swap blowjobs, and jerk themselves off.
Scene#2: The cute guy from the first scene is back as some sort of photographer. His model is a guy with an amazing body. They do lots of stuff that leads you to hope that they will fuck. However, they never do.
Scene#3: Features sexy blatino Alejandro and Shaheem, a big-dicked latino homeboy from Brooklyn. They get soapy in the shower, but never fuck. (In the DVD-extras, Shaheem gives us a freestyle rap that is oddly entertaining.)
Scene#4: Two light-skinned young latinos who love showing off their oral skills are joined by a muscular middle-aged dark latino who never gets a full erection. What a waste of young dick and ass. No one get’s assfucked.
Scene#5: Two guys I didn’t find attractive hook-up … and actually fuck! The top is a hairy latin/middle eastern looking guy. The bottom is a black guy with an Eddie Murphy mustache.
Scene#6: This scene started off well. The setting is a college dorm. The guys are opposites who attract … one is a preppy gay latino, his roommate is a straight acting thug. As they make out, the preppy guy keeps showing the camera his smooth asshole. (Does this mean we’re finally going to see a cute guy getting fucked in the ass?)
Yes … but there’s a catch. As the thug roommate gets undressed, he reveals the HAIRIEST lower body that I’ve ever seen. You could literally comb and braid the hair on his ass and legs.
Whose idea was it to cast “teen wolf” in this movie? Ewww.
The top guy has a big dick and does a good job of fucking, but his freakish body hair is distracting and ruined the scene for me. (On the other hand, if a really hairy fucker turns you on, click here to buy Boyz N the Crib 3 on DVD.) Anyway, there are lots of other videos on the GayVN list. Have fun checking out this full list of GayVN 2007 nominees. Or, post a comment and tell me about the videos I haven’t seen yet.